What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the bulb will have to be ready to change.

When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded "Ah, you're Freshmen."
He explained. "When you walk in and say good morning, and they say good morning back, it's Freshmen. When they put their newspapers down and open their books, it's Sophomores. When they look up so they can see the instructor over the tops of the newspapers, it's juniors. When they put their feet up on the desks and keep reading, it's seniors."
"When you walk in and say good morning, and they write it down, it's graduate students."

Roses are red/Violets are blue/I have MPD- And so do I

* Say the word "20" (Twenty), twenty times.... (twenty,twenty,twenty...so on)
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-QUICK!!! NAME A VEGETABLE! don't think too hard. what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
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-Was it CARROTS? (freaky isn't it?)
* Adapted from a psychology course @ Columbia University...
DID IT WORK FOR YOU? if it didn't, you are one WEIRD guy...